Estas cosas suben la moral a cualquiera.
(vía megustalapasta)
El miedo lleva a la ira, la ira lleva al odio, el odio lleva al sufrimiento.
(vía heavysnake)
“I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, ‘Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.’ Man bursts into tears. Says, ‘But doctor… I am Pagliacci.’ Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.”
(vía sarampiona)
Cuestión de prioridades.
(vía zoelu)
300 FAVORITE MOVIES (in no particular order)
85. Dogma (1999)
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it’s mostly a joke down here, too.
(vía maleficentsmile)
Magrathea, Factory floor
(vía zoelu)
MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:
- two songs
- two bands
- two actors
- two actresses
- two singers
- two movies
- two books
- two characters
- two ships
- two shows
- two kinks
- two anything
(vía sickmarla)
- Vaya, ¿Qué dice papá cuando hace algo malo?
- Soy un mierda, no me dejes, por favor.
- No. Lo otro.
- Perdón.
- Eso. — @Garzari (via lavin-compae)
(vía adri18)
(vía adri18)






