(vía moonzo)

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

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liandola:

Ingenieros….

(vía thefortysecondfloor)

(vía pablets)

saveplanetearth:

To remove all doubt…

saveplanetearth:

To remove all doubt…

(vía pornohablarte)

Matilda (1996)

(vía mirnaenmarte)

(vía elincursor)

  • Israel: You guys should probably evacuate, we're going to drop some bombs.
  • Gaza: Okay, we're coming!
  • Israel: Well, actually, you can't come in to Israel, since you're Palestinians.
  • Gaza: But, you control all of our borders, where do we go?
  • Israel: Sounds like a personal problem.
  • Gaza: .... So, stay here?
  • Israel: If you want, but don't say we didn't warn you..
nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…They are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…They are no longer friends.

(vía megustalapasta)

Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love. — (via v-ogued)

(vía callajodeer)